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Monday, March 30, 2015

What's Your Rashi- Part 4

Suppose a girl has to visit a wedding function but has lost her way and asks the directions despite having a map (she is confused actually). Let us see how the boys of each zodiac sign are going to respond to this situation-

Aries- Hey are you illiterate? Read the map, this time with your eyes open! Leave it, I am coming along to show you the way, baby!

Taurus- Kindly give me a pen and a paper, I will draw the complete map in a simple way. It should not take more than an hour. Have patience.

Gemini- Damn! You lost your way! You know so many little things can happen and you might meet someone who has lost way too but you have a map too, why so? Did you run from home? Where is your lover? I should not interfere in your personal life much you see I am not a very nosey person…ha ha ha!

Cancer- It reminds me of my friend who lost her way once too and then… (nearly sobbing) we found her in the forest, alone and scared. I request you to take me along too, I’ll cling and show you the right way…Please…

Leo- First of all dear lady, it is your good luck that you have met someone like me who can show you the right way. You must thank your God for this. Now drive as I’ll tell you!


Virgo- Madam, why did you not bring someone along and why are you driving inside the city if you have to, as you yourself are saying, reach to the next city. Why are you wearing casual clothes if you set out to visit a wedding? I smell something fishy. Please excuse me.

Libra- Hmmm…hmmm, see maps are often not accurate because the entire area is condensed on a small sheet. Sometimes cities change as people do and the entire city as if sheds its skin and takes a new form. When you drove on a wrong road you thought it was right but it was not and this happens often with people. You can do two things, either read the map or drive back again to the last point and take the another road. With maps, you can…………………………….. (he goes on!)

Scorpio- Come with me, I’ll explain the map!

Sagittarius- You dumb! What is life if not losing the way once in a while! Let me hop in and we’ll explore the forests and the woods and the city and have fun! What is there in the boring wedding? Throw this map now!!

Capricorn- Sorry madam, I do not know. However, you should request your acquaintance to meet you at some landmark point.

Aquarius- If I were you, I would have returned home to watch a good movie with my pals!

Pisces- No, No! Do not be in a mirage; this is not losing the way! Destiny has changed the gears as in my deepest dreams, I knew deeply that I will meet the other half-energy of my soul and everything is nature is meant to be half till it is completed by the opposite element just like Yin and Yang, my lovely lass! Do you not dream?





24 comments:

  1. HaHaHa. Hilarious. I am a cancerian. Me sobbing or nearly sobbing? My wife and kids will ROFL.

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    1. Hi SG

      hehehe!! I am glad you enjoyed the post! I think Cancerians are often very emotional and home bound beings.

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  2. The Sagittaran is a romantic adventurer or a villainous knave ?

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    1. Hello Sir,

      very much the former :)

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  3. Lolzzz Ankita.. This was really fun to read...
    I completely agree with teh Taurean part...
    Libra - So... so... so... apt :)
    And Scorpians sound nice...
    Typical Virgo, I vouch...
    And saggitarius, I doubt!

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    1. Hi Loco

      hahah! that is a lovely comment in verse! thanks! :D

      I am so glad you liked this post!

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  4. Enjoyed reading the funny post.

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    1. Hello Nana

      Thanks a lot! which sign are you?

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  5. Haha. that is hilarious. I am a cancer. I guess I would not start sobbing in a situation like that though. :) But I am kind of emotional in certain areas. Thanks for sharing!

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    1. Hi Katrin

      heheh! Thanks! I am happy you liked it :)

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  6. Hahaaaa :D I'm a Leo! Enough said.

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    1. Hi Aathira

      thnaks, I am happy you liked the post!

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  7. Fun :)
    Let us see if the men agree, Ankita!

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    1. Hi Anita

      Thanks :)

      yes, let's see!

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  8. Come on ... Geminis are not that nosy :-p

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  9. This is why I don't believe in astrology and zodiac signs. I'm a Cancerian and I'm not a sobber. :P

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    1. Hi Kanthu

      hehe! most Cancerians are sentimental, that's why :)

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  10. It's fun reading out each sign, although i don't believe in it! Sagittarius sounds cool.

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    1. Hi Jeevan

      Thanks a lot! I am glad you enjoyed it!

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  11. I am Capricornian.....and according to sister who is a Leon....quite a case study !!!

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    1. Hi Vanderloost

      heheh! same pinch :D

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  12. Am a Sagittarius. N my hubby too. I imagined him in the situation. He would react the same way exactly.

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    1. Hi Sonali

      Thanks! I consider that to be a compliment!

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