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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Water Water Everywhere......

There is a famous poem by Samuel Taylor Coleridge, The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner. These two lines of this poem are quoted very often-

Water water everywhere
Not a drop to drink.

It would be interesting to fit these two lines on various people in different situations

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1) Amar Singh on phone call drama with Bipasha Basu (who later denied the entire thing)

Water water everywhere
But I prefer a quite sip!



2) Rahul Gandhi on his single status

Water water everywhere
But I don’t simply bother...


3) Ashmit Patel on his new avatar as flirt guru on a reality show

Water water everywhere
I’ll teach you how to drink, yo!


4) The very pious and respected Dalai Lama

Water water everywhere
I am never tempted to drink.


5) Shiv Sena on opposition of non- Marathis residing in Mumbai

Water water everywhere
Only marathi manoos to drink here


6) Writer Khushwant Singh on his famously flirty life

Water water everywhere
I drank and drank and am full to brim  :)


7) Dr Manmohan Singh on everything

Water water everywhere
Let me get the permission letter  :P


8) Mayawati, the Chief Minister, UP on her dictatorial control over her cabinet ministers

Water water everywhere
I’ll order my cabinet to get it here



 9) Cricketer Yusuf Pathan on being ignored by BCCI

Water water everywhere
Alas! No one tells me to drink


10) Actor and IPL team owner Shah Rukh Khan on Saurav Ganguly (The IPL bidding controversy where Ganguly had no takers)

Water water everywhere
But I won’t let him drink


11)  Salman Khan on...You can guess who! hee hee!

Water water everywhere
No thanks, I have got my imported bottle!


12)  Sania Mirza on Marrying a Pakistani national

Water water everywhere
Hey! That of the next pond seems better



 13) Vijay Mallaya, famous for his Kingfisher Beer and elite parties

Water water everywhere
But my premium beer is even better


14) Shri Anna Hazare- Our very own, modern bapu

Water water everywhere
Please take only your own share


15) Dr. Kiran Bedi on her resignation from Indian Police Service

Water water everywhere
Grr! I was shoved before reaching there


16) Shiela Dixit, the mark of Delhi’s amazing development!

Water water everywhere
Ya Ya, that’s, because our roads are broken all over!


17) Rakhi Sawant, the crap queen
 Water water everywhere
Why drink? I take regular dips herzz!!



PS: ‘Water’ here is not to be taken in romantic sense alone and this is just a non serious pun, to be taken with a pinch of salt! warm water can also be added..hee hee ;D

34 comments:

  1. Dalai Lama sounds most sensible...lol.

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  2. I liked Kiran Bedi's the best. :) Nice compilation of totally pun intended stuff. :)

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  3. hii juxtaposition

    thanks a ton!
    :D

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  4. Liked the tongue in the cheek puns very much.

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  5. hii KP

    thanks a ton!!

    keep coming :)

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  6. liked the monmohan singh one the best and the shiv sena .. I have written a lot on them so made me smile he he ..

    Bikram's

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  7. hii Bikramjit

    hehe! thanks a lot :D

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  8. hahahahhahahaaaa.... :D

    well done...

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  9. ha ha ha ha.. really hilarious!!

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  10. hii Abhinav

    heehee! thanks a lot :D

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  11. hii Shrikant



    hehehe! thanks a lot!

    :D

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  12. wow...really pure creativity by you, enjoyed it totally...:D

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  13. Love your blog...Just nominated you for the VERSATILE BLOGGER AWARD::

    http://sinbycosmoy.wordpress.com/2011/09/21/and-i-heard-whoopsy-daisy/

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  14. couldn't stop laughing...
    good one!
    really a Crap queen!Raakhi sawant!

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  15. funny yet interesting..

    God Bless

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  16. Mayawati may have a press conference for you too :P hilarious post..

    Weakest LINK

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  17. hii Irfannudin!

    thanks a ton!

    m so happy :)

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  18. hii Sinbycosmoy

    welcome here firstly :)

    Thanks a lot for the award!
    ill post it soon :)

    keep coming!

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  19. hii Harman!

    heheh! thankss!

    :)

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  20. hii IL

    welcome here :)

    thanks a lot!

    keep coming :D

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  21. hii Rachit!

    heheheh! thanks!

    :)

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  22. haha good one enjoyed reading:& thanks for remembering me..haha

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  23. hii R Ramesh

    heh! thanks :D

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  24. LOL Sheila Dixit was the best;-)!!!
    And MMS was a hoot;-D!!!!

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  25. hii Reflections

    hehe! thanks a ton :D

    keep coming :)

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  26. first time here..
    ha ha.. singh is king..
    very nice..

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  27. A new style from you!! For starters this is not bad but I'm sure you're gonna come up with something special for main course...:)

    My top pic is #10!

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  28. hello Adityasaravana

    welcome here :)

    thanks a ton!

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  29. hii mOhan

    thanks a lot!

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  30. I liked most of it and loved your creativity.

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  31. hii Rekha

    Welcome here!

    thanks a ton :D

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  32. Really Nice... Manmohan one was hilarious.. haha..

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  33. hii Pink Teddy

    thanks a lot!

    hehe! :)

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