Between the Lines!

Here's what people actually mean when they talk about marriage and match-making! 

• He (some boy) is going abroad on a company tour! He asked me if I wanted anything, such a nice fellow! (I know a family who’s looking for a match)
• I have told his mother not to worry at all! (I want to get this match fixed with you)
• Now you have a job too! (You are fit for marriage, what are you waiting for?)
• Is this house your own? (You people can provide a sizable dowry)
• They (relatives) will meet me en-route this week, they love me so much! (I can arrange your meeting)
• Don’t know what these girls do online all day (Such Facebook bitches can never make good wives)
• Why do you spend weekends alone? (You need to get married)
• Own business is the best; a person is the head after all! (This school dropout boy is in his father’s business)
• I want a healthy girl (Should be fit for child bearing)
• I believe all girls are nice. (They all are same, all do drama…huh!)
• I’ll go with my parent’s choice (Only they can bag the highest dowry!)
• Girls are not that religious these days. (They all have boyfriends… these sluttish social butterflies)

• These days boys meet all sorts of women in offices (Some damned colleague has already love-trapped our son)
• Most of our relatives will arrive from abroad (Make sure the wedding is grand)
• Our son is very particular about hygiene, esp. in food (You will have to cook without excuses)
• I am biker to the core! (I can’t afford a car)
• Our son is very good at heart, though (Our nasty son is a short fuse too)
• I always prefer homemade food. You know, this junk is a slow poison. (I cannot afford pizza-burger for you every other day)
• Our son is a bit choosy (We have alliances lined up at our doorstep)
• Our son is a diamond (Consider yourself lucky!)

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