Water Water Everywhere......

There is a famous poem by Samuel Taylor Coleridge, The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner. These two lines of this poem are quoted very often-

Water water everywhere

Not a drop to drink.

It would be interesting to fit these two lines on various people in different situations

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1) Amar Singh on phone call drama with Bipasha Basu (who later denied the entire thing)

Water water everywhere

But I prefer a quite sip!

2) Rahul Gandhi on his single status

Water water everywhere

But I don’t simply bother...

3) Ashmit Patel on his new avatar as flirt guru on a reality show

Water water everywhere

I’ll teach you how to drink, yo!

4) The very pious and respected Dalai Lama

Water water everywhere

I am never tempted to drink.

5) Shiv Sena on opposition of non- Marathis residing in Mumbai

Water water everywhere

Only marathi manoos to drink here

6) Writer Khushwant Singh on his famously flirty life

Water water everywhere

I drank and drank and am full to brim  :)

7) Dr Manmohan Singh on everything

Water water everywhere

Let me get the permission letter  :P

8) Mayawati, the Chief Minister, UP on her dictatorial control over her cabinet ministers

Water water everywhere

I’ll order my cabinet to get it here

 9) Cricketer Yusuf Pathan on being ignored by BCCI

Water water everywhere

Alas! No one tells me to drink

10) Actor and IPL team owner Shah Rukh Khan on Saurav Ganguly (The IPL bidding controversy where Ganguly had no takers)

Water water everywhere

But I won’t let him drink

11)  Salman Khan on...You can guess who! hee hee!

Water water everywhere

No thanks, I have got my imported bottle!

12)  Sania Mirza on Marrying a Pakistani national

Water water everywhere

Hey! That of the next pond seems better

 13) Vijay Mallaya, famous for his Kingfisher Beer and elite parties

Water water everywhere

But my premium beer is even better

14) Shri Anna Hazare- Our very own, modern bapu

Water water everywhere

Please take only your own share

15) Dr. Kiran Bedi on her resignation from Indian Police Service

Water water everywhere

Grr! I was shoved before reaching there

16) Shiela Dixit, the mark of Delhi’s amazing development!

Water water everywhere

Ya Ya, that’s, because our roads are broken all over!

17) Rakhi Sawant, the crap queen

 Water water everywhere

Why drink? I take regular dips herzz!!

PS: ‘Water’ here is not to be taken in romantic sense alone and this is just a non serious pun, to be taken with a pinch of salt! warm water can also be added..hee hee ;D