There is a famous poem by Samuel Taylor Coleridge, The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner. These two lines of this poem are quoted very often-
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9) Cricketer Yusuf Pathan on being ignored by BCCI
Water water everywhere
Water water everywhere
Not a drop to drink.
It would be interesting to fit these two lines on various people in different situations
1) Amar Singh on phone call drama with Bipasha Basu (who later denied the entire thing)
Water water everywhere
But I prefer a quite sip!
2) Rahul Gandhi on his single status
Water water everywhere
But I don’t simply bother...
3) Ashmit Patel on his new avatar as flirt guru on a reality show
Water water everywhere
I’ll teach you how to drink, yo!
4) The very pious and respected Dalai Lama
Water water everywhere
I am never tempted to drink.
5) Shiv Sena on opposition of non- Marathis residing in Mumbai
Water water everywhere
Only marathi manoos to drink here
6) Writer Khushwant Singh on his famously flirty life
Water water everywhere
I drank and drank and am full to brim :)
7) Dr Manmohan Singh on everything
Water water everywhere
Let me get the permission letter :P
8) Mayawati, the Chief Minister, UP on her dictatorial control over her cabinet ministers
Water water everywhere
I’ll order my cabinet to get it here
Water water everywhere
Alas! No one tells me to drink
10) Actor and IPL team owner Shah Rukh Khan on Saurav Ganguly (The IPL bidding controversy where Ganguly had no takers)
Water water everywhere
But I won’t let him drink
11) Salman Khan on...You can guess who! hee hee!
Water water everywhere
No thanks, I have got my imported bottle!
12) Sania Mirza on Marrying a Pakistani national
Water water everywhere
Hey! That of the next pond seems better
13) Vijay Mallaya, famous for his Kingfisher Beer and elite parties
Water water everywhere
But my premium beer is even better
14) Shri Anna Hazare- Our very own, modern bapu
Water water everywhere
Please take only your own share
15) Dr. Kiran Bedi on her resignation from Indian Police Service
Water water everywhere
Grr! I was shoved before reaching there
16) Shiela Dixit, the mark of Delhi
Water water everywhere
Ya Ya, that’s, because our roads are broken all over!
17) Rakhi Sawant, the crap queen
Why drink? I take regular dips herzz!!
PS: ‘Water’ here is not to be taken in romantic sense alone and this is just a non serious pun, to be taken with a pinch of salt! warm water can also be added..hee hee ;D
