A
weird thought popped up last evening while I was doing something entirely
different. Now, let us suppose that this whole world is a classroom and all the
countries or continents are students. This is what I think they all are likely
to be.
USA-
The super rich ones who commute to college in their own expensive vehicles, are
obese from overeating junk and nonstop partying and do not acknowledge anyone
else in the class. Not very good in studies because they are busy with all
sorts of relationship troubles so they have tutors who help them mug up
everything. Usually, they have dysfunctional families or their parents are uber
cool too, just like them.
Jesus, I need coke and a
burger, a Limo and of course a shrink!
Canada-
These are upper middle and very friendly. They accept everyone’s friendship, invite
everyone to their parties and apologize for mistakes made in the past.
Satsriakal world! Please
come in!
UK-
Are shrewd and give much attention to detail but are also reserved and
discriminating for they focus only on their own target. Have a tough time
mixing well with others for they consider the rest of the class to be a petri dish
of germs. They usually wear formal or semi formal clothes of more or less the
same dull colors to college. They also take up any seat they fancy and refuse
to budge.
We really apologize and
request you to pardon our impertinence and not consider it offensive so to speak
but have we been introduced yet by any chance?
China-
These are the shrewdest of all. These students are tech experts and excel in math
and computers. They are also very secretive about their motives and are always
smiling to keep you confused. They have voracious appetites and can eat
anything when they are hungry.
I know what you did last
summer!
Africa-
These have arrived to college from rural areas and their forefathers were poor,
exploited and worked very hard. They are honest, rugged and have certain
rawness in them. They have a fire to move ahead in life.
World is a jungle, be a
lion not a wildebeest
France-
These are the most stylish of the lot. They have rich but busy parents. These
students often suffer from depression or anxiety issues. They have a great
taste in food and wear awesome perfumes to college but dislike mixing too much
and can be painfully curt at times. Also, they eat only well presented food
with complicated names and secretly love it when people pronounce those wrong!
Mercy, monsieur but you
look stupid in the dress you copied from us
Italy-
These are the ones who keep the whole class entertained. Boys flirt usually and
girls giggle for no reason. They are not very serious about their future. Also,
they come from old reputed families and love to narrate the stories of their
very powerful forefathers that no one is interested in anymore yet they can’t
stop.
Wanna go for a pizza date?
We will have some pasta too!
Russia-
These are those tough guys who occupy the back benches. They are laconic,
sturdy and are formidable foes but do not disturb anyone purposelessly. Some
people accuse them of selling drugs but no one has courage to ask them
directly. They are great chess players and their silent gaze can be terrifying.
No reason to stay is a good
reason to go
Saudi Arab-
These students usually bribe teachers with all the fine things to buy good
grades, are very businesslike and brutal. They come from very rich but closed
and conservative patriarchal business backgrounds. They love to flaunt their
cars and pets.
We will buy you
Germany-
Toppers who are amazing in math and science. They are studious, hardworking and
hate small talk. These have a dark sense of humor and to see them giggling is a
rare sight. Also, these are great with machinery and can fix any issue in that
area. They are extremely philosophical as well.
Kant you mind your own business?
Pakistan-
These are the shabby ones whose body odor repels others, are rowdy, hypocrites
and often end up embarrassing themselves. They often pass nasty comments on
women and get insulted yet are unbothered by the humiliation. They always
borrow stuff from other students but hardly ever return the items. These are
the most hated students in the whole class.
Can you lend us some money??
Bhutan-
These are helpful, always smiling and studious students who avoid fight at all
costs. They often recite peace and brotherhood prayers yet do not mix much with
others in the class. They love to sit alone in gardens and are happiest when
left to themselves.
Eat, Love , Pray
India-
These are the most talkative ones who love to mix up, invite others over lunch
and offer lovely hospitality. These students are skilled in music and arts. Usually,
there is much potential but they make silly mistakes because of wrong priorities
and waste much of their time on fruitless activities. Most of their class
projects are copied from other students. They love street food, movies and
cricket and can be very emotionally volatile for they form attachments way too
fast. They are the agony aunts of the class and love to dole out unwanted free advice.
Tell us about yourself,
your parents, family, pets, neighbors and everything about others that you know!
Japan-
These have everything, from stationery to notebooks in small sizes. They study
a lot for long hours, never miss a single class hence are often sleep deprived.
We have a miniature version
of that object you have but it can be seen only under a microscope
Antarctica-
These are the most aloof ones, are unfriendly and often absent. Teachers visit
their places to find out what’s wrong with them.
Who the hell are you?
